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Image of Rimas smirking, her eyes hidden by her bangs.
I can't believe you fell for that.
Well done, Marcel.

I picked up a thing or two about hustlin' back in Poirien.

No takebacks!

Image of Author making the face he always makes.
Wait, were these not what you asked me for? Did you mean something else?
I want to make the fight as interesting as possible, if you'd like any other handicaps feel free to ask.
I pride myself on my generosity.

This was plenty generous enough.
You know how expensive this would've been to replace?

I, for one, will derive a frankly sickening amount of pleasure from carbonizing your flesh to ash, dear Author.

...
And then blasting your ash into, like, SUPER ash!

Heh... that's the Rimas I know and love.

Image of Rimas looking sideways, smugly.
I'm gay, buddy.

Image of Author looking sheepish.
No, uh... Not that kind of love!
Absolutely not.

Image of Marcel holding the bat over his shoulders with an exasperated expression.
So uh, Author guy.
If you're done here, could you maybe give us a bit of privacy?

She just said she was gay.

Oh ew, ew! Positively not! Never! Not in a thousand years!

Uh...

No offense, dude.

None taken, I guess.
Anyway, guy, scram. We're gonna train.

Alright, got it.
See you when you're ready to kill me.