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Image of Marcel and Rimas sitting on the couch, opposite a strangely-postured Author.
We're from... Hang on a second.

Hmm?

Why are you sitting like that?

Like what?

... Alright, forget it. We're from the year 543. Only a couple months into the year.

We were fighting Jutse in the Great Blind Desert, in central Bachi.

Then, you tried a time travel spell and it went haywire.
It sucked me into it.

Marcel, I swear on my dad's grave, I am going to get us out of this somehow.

I...
I can't say I understand how you're planning to do that... But...
I... I actually trust you on this, Rimas.
I know you can do it.

Oh... Marcel, I...

Image of Marcel smiling at Rimas, and Rimas responding with happy tears and surprise. The Author looks on, indifferent.

... Fascinating.

Ah!
Don't do that!
I completely forgot you were even here!

So despite me barely having written either of you, you already have this much history with each other.
I really wish the weight of that moment wasn't lost on me. The buildup to Marcel saying that probably lasted years.

You know what?
Ignorance can only excuse so much, you jerk.
Let's make a deal, shall we? We're important characters in your little story.
We basically work for you, right? Now let's negotiate our contract. In blood.

Wait, whose blood?
Marcel, don't-

Image of Marcel standing up and towering over the seated author, slamming his fist into his palm.
Give me my tungsten bat, four aluminum bats, my steel hook, and the kevlar rope.
Then, give Rimas her goldleaf spellbook, an assortment of reagents, and the flying broom Cae made for her.
We're gonna fight.

Are you certain you want to fight me?
We're in my mind.
Can you even comprehend how much of an advantage that gives me?

Author guy, Rimas destroyed an entire fortress on her own with nothing but what I asked you to give her.
I punched a deity so hard they bled. We're not exactly pushovers.
So... rules. Gotta have rules for this sort of fight.
The snappy thing you did. You can snap up whatever the hell you think will allow you to survive.
But you can't affect the existence of me, Rimas, or anything either of us are holding or standing on.

Okay. Sounds fun, honestly.

Also give us like, a week to prepare.

It'll take me a lot longer than that to animate this sort of fight scene either way, so, sure.
Take all the time you need.

Can we have the weapons?

Animation of Author snapping, resulting in the requested items appearing on the floor and table, with the tungsten bat appearing in mid-air.
Did I get them all right?