A wolf and a skunk sat across from each other in a nearly empty cafe.
It was 4 o'clock in the afternoon. Not quite dinner, too late for lunch.
Being Yenday (the last day of the work week), people were still working.
Marcel, the wolf, had Yendays off. He liked having a three-day weekend.
He worked on Durimday.
(A scheduled day off in the middle of the work week).
He'd have time to fully recover before Roday.
(The first day of the work week, after the weekend).
Rimas, the skunk, owned the bookstore beside the cafe.
Rimas, therefore, worked whenever she pleased.
She took an hour for lunch around this time every day.
On Yendays, she shares that time with Marcel.
It was 4 o'clock in the afternoon. Not quite dinner, too late for lunch.
Being Yenday (the last day of the work week), people were still working.
Marcel, the wolf, had Yendays off. He liked having a three-day weekend.
He worked on Durimday.
(A scheduled day off in the middle of the work week).
He'd have time to fully recover before Roday.
(The first day of the work week, after the weekend).
Rimas, the skunk, owned the bookstore beside the cafe.
Rimas, therefore, worked whenever she pleased.
She took an hour for lunch around this time every day.
On Yendays, she shares that time with Marcel.
RIMAS:
Hmmm... Hm h-hmm! Hmm, hmm, hmmmmm...
Hmmm... Hm h-hmm! Hmm, hmm, hmmmmm...
MARCEL:
How'd we end up here, Rimas?
How'd we end up here, Rimas?
We walked.
Marcel sighed.
You know that isn't what I meant.
Yeah. I know. But consider the circumstances in which we find ourselves.
It's a lovely afternoon. You're having a coffee with your best friend.
You've got the weekend ahead of you. Why worry?
It's a lovely afternoon. You're having a coffee with your best friend.
You've got the weekend ahead of you. Why worry?
That's just it, Rimas. I've got nothing going on, and neither do you.
I'm bored! Aren't you bored?
I'm bored! Aren't you bored?
Nope! I'm having the time of my life over here.
... Really?
We're thirty, now. We're not kids anymore.
Neither of us has a girlfriend. We do the same things week after week.
Are our lives just... done being interesting?
Are we losers?
We're thirty, now. We're not kids anymore.
Neither of us has a girlfriend. We do the same things week after week.
Are our lives just... done being interesting?
Are we losers?
Ugh. Come on, Marce, not that again.
I'm a beloved local business owner. You're a retired pro wrestler.
We're not losers.
Hell, people still come up to you asking for an autograph!
Nobody asks me for my autograph. And look at me! I'm great!
Their loss. Hmph.
I'm a beloved local business owner. You're a retired pro wrestler.
We're not losers.
Hell, people still come up to you asking for an autograph!
Nobody asks me for my autograph. And look at me! I'm great!
Their loss. Hmph.
Yep. Their loss, alright.
Right!
...
So, uh... What were we talking about? I forgot.
...
So, uh... What were we talking about? I forgot.
About that wrestling thing.
I know it's been a few years. But I've been thinking.
What if I made a comeback? I've had dreams about that.
Vivid, brilliant dreams where I'm back in the ring.
Where I finally get to go up in front of a crowd without boos.
Dreams where I come back and I get to be myself instead of... a heel.
Just one last match. Stepping back in the ring for one last match.
I know it's been a few years. But I've been thinking.
What if I made a comeback? I've had dreams about that.
Vivid, brilliant dreams where I'm back in the ring.
Where I finally get to go up in front of a crowd without boos.
Dreams where I come back and I get to be myself instead of... a heel.
Just one last match. Stepping back in the ring for one last match.
Rimas had heard this line of thinking before.
It sounded just as ridiculous as the last time she had heard it.
She laughed out loud before regaining her composure enough to speak.
It sounded just as ridiculous as the last time she had heard it.
She laughed out loud before regaining her composure enough to speak.
If you actually resorted to that, then you'd be a loser.
You retired undefeated. That's so cool! Stay undefeated.
If you made this big comeback only to lose your first match...
That would be ever so sad.
*snicker*
Sad, old... Washed up...
You retired undefeated. That's so cool! Stay undefeated.
If you made this big comeback only to lose your first match...
That would be ever so sad.
*snicker*
Sad, old... Washed up...
Okay, okay, you made your point.
Marcel squinted at the table in front of him.
Rimas had developed the worrying habit of attempting to cast magic.
Magic, of course, is even more illegal than flying without a permit.
You can, through proper procedure, obtain a license to fly.
No legal path exists for casting magic.
And yet, here Rimas sat, in full view of the public, brazenly attempting it.
Rimas had developed the worrying habit of attempting to cast magic.
Magic, of course, is even more illegal than flying without a permit.
You can, through proper procedure, obtain a license to fly.
No legal path exists for casting magic.
And yet, here Rimas sat, in full view of the public, brazenly attempting it.
What the hell are you drawing, actually?
This had better not be what I think it is.
This had better not be what I think it is.
Oh, are you curious?
Don't you want to know what these symbols mean? I can show you.
In fact... Why don't I do that?
Don't you want to know what these symbols mean? I can show you.
In fact... Why don't I do that?
There's no way it'll work.
Before, no, it wouldn't have. But I figured out the missing piece.
Wanna bet whether it'll work this time?
Wanna bet whether it'll work this time?
Rimas smirked, a devilishly mischievous and unhinged look in her eyes.
I'm not putting my money anywhere near whatever this is.
We're inside. In public. It's the middle of the day. You wouldn't dare.
We're inside. In public. It's the middle of the day. You wouldn't dare.
She placed her right hand over the magic circle and focused.
The air around her hand glowed an unnatural blue hue as the energies within her coalesced as directed.
Before long, sparks appeared above her left hand, as her expression turned from mischief to madness.
The air around her hand glowed an unnatural blue hue as the energies within her coalesced as directed.
Before long, sparks appeared above her left hand, as her expression turned from mischief to madness.
Observe, dear Marcel...
My magnum opus!!
My magnum opus!!
Are you crazy??
Stop! Stop it!
Stop! Stop it!
Marcel panicked and tried to cover her hand, but it was too late.
Another of the heroes, a raccoon named Cae, had already seen what she did.
And he was not pleased about what he saw.
Another of the heroes, a raccoon named Cae, had already seen what she did.
And he was not pleased about what he saw.
CAE:
Bitch forgot her fucking place.
Bitch forgot her fucking place.
It is now time to introduce the final of the six heroes.
In addition, I'll tell how I met them, on the road far from town.
In addition, I'll tell how I met them, on the road far from town.